Monday, January 11, 2010

Alec

Ok. So Alec Baldwin is:
a) fat
b) hairy.

Is this worth the price of admission? I dunno, to each his or her own. But I can imagine a certain someone buying the DVD and re-running two or three short scenes over and over and over.

The cinema was packed, but I did not overhear any moans of pleasure from the back row so I assume there wasn't anybody I know in attendance.

I cannot get over how fat Alec is.

In New Year's news, I brought my lunch from home today, so Resolution No. 9 is covered for this week. I am so great.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

But does a fat, hairy Alec outweigh (no pun intended) the annoying antics of Steve Martin???

My educated guess would be "no".

Still, I am sure one day I will need to check it out just to put my curiosity at ease...similar if I were to discover one day that Don Knotts made a xxx flick. Come on, like you wouldn't have this insatiable (and sickening) urge to want to check it out...(especially if he played a Mr. Furley-esque character in it.)

JAW fan

Anonymous said...

Mushroom Lady,

Is it morally wrong to mention both Alec and Don Knotts in the same posting???

JAW fan

cityofmushrooms said...

yes!
I'm thinking "barf bag" at the mention of mr knotts tied in XXX knots

as for mr alec--well, you know my views there

Nanuk of the North, older but no wiser said...

Steve Martin is very low key in this. Not annoying at all. It's Meryl Streep's movie. She owns it and everyone else just hovers around her. Alec hovers in a fat, hairy way. Which is way sexier than it sounds when I put it like that.

Don Knotts XXX porn would be the ultimate specialty market. Limited viewership for sure.

cityofmushrooms said...

viewership of what? 6? worldwide

Nanuk of the North, older but no wiser said...

JAW Fan plus 5.