Tuesday, August 18, 2009

The birth announcement

I don't get it. Celine is pregnant for the second time, and yet it appears that nobody in the province of Quebec has been given the day off work.

We don't respect our royalty anymore.

May I rant about old ancient creaky fathers a bit? (Sure I may.) Effing' Rene is 67 years old. He's going to croak before he can even teach his kids how to lose millions in a casino. What kind of father is that?

The real question is: is Celine really pregnant? Or is this another secret surrogate like the first time? Hmmmm? Hmmmm? Where's the Journal de Montreal on this story?

5 comments:

Susieq said...

Secret surrogate? Really?? I've not heard this story before!!! Do tell! And yes, he is way too old!

Nanuk of the North, older but no wiser said...

A number of people here believe that Celine didn't actually carry her first kid. That there was a surrogate, but it all took place in Flordia where she lives most of the time. JAW Fan knows more since his friends are believers in this theory. But he is away this week. I believe that Celine was never photographed while pregnant and that is what started this story. I know that when Rene got cancer, they froze a bunch of his sperm (shuddering at the thought of Rene's sperm. sorry.) (ick!) so this new pregnancy is likely from donated eggs and old frozen sperm. How romantic! Oh that Celine, she's always good for tabloid fodder.

cityofmushrooms said...

journal de montreal nothing--where's allo police?!

Nanuk of the North, older but no wiser said...

Allo Police is no more. It has gone the sad route of Mr. HotDog.
I don't know if Echo-Vedettes still exists...they would have the scoop on this.

Susieq said...

Thanks for updating me. I knew they'd frozen his sperm (why did I know that???) but the rest of it is such a fabulous story, true or not!!!