Wednesday, April 01, 2009

Wealth Distribution

We received a notice today of our annual cost-of-living raise.

I shall be receiving an entire 0.57% raise, effective today.

I know, I know. It's better than a pay cut or getting fired. I do appreciate that.

2 comments:

Susieq said...

Don't spend it all at once!!! Question - how many dorritos will it buy you?

Anonymous said...

Slightly more than a half percent
Go out one night and it's already spent.
But you can double this raise, it's said
By taking it all and betting on red.

JAW fan