More Preamble:
The National Mall is very long. If you are sitting on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial, you might as well be in Virginia. It’s a long way from the Capitol. The sea of people, however, must be amazing to observe.
Obama has a poet doing a reading. Not every President has one. I’ll bet George didn’t. Yay, it’s a new day for poets.
Dead man walking. George looks grim. It’s like he’s marching to his execution. No such luck. Maybe the helicopter could take him straight to The Hague.
Bill Clinton is checkin’ out Michelle. He’s such a hound dog.
God, I hate Dick Cheney.
Funniest line I read yesterday: You can’t find any tooth whitener in D.C. because Biden has bought it all. Smilin’ Joe Biden. I likes him.
Barak looks grimmer than George. Maybe he’s thinking: Fuck! What have I done? But seriously, I’d love to know what he’s thinking.
Barack “H” Obama. Like we all don’t know what the H stands for. Secret Muslim!!
Rick Warren, fundamentalist a-hole. Make it snappy and, yo, get off the stage.
And now, representing obese Americans everywhere: Belt it out, Aretha. America feels so black right now. Sing it, girl.
Will Barak bring on an era of thin, fit Americans? Is this possible?
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