Tuesday, January 20, 2009

The Big Speech

That was NOT a smooth oath-taking, Barak. Can he get a mulligan? I can’t tell who screwed it up, him or Roberts. Probably Roberts. Evil Chief Justice ruining Barak’s big moment.

He’s saying negative things. He’s dissing Bush in a subtle nice way. And calling partisan Congress petty children. Hee hee. Cool. Americans don’t want to hear negatory things. Okay, now he’s onto meeting these challenges. Now he’s going positive. Go O. He’s really echoing Abe Lincoln. Cool.

Oh. He’s bringing up “unpleasant conditions” again. President Scold. He wants Americans to be responsible. Yikes. Can people do that?

My summary so far: Get off your fat asses, America.

He’s dissing capitalism. Socialist!!

Now he’s slamming Bush on his scary terrorism bullshit. Excellent.

A shout-out to atheists! That is amazing.

Man, he gives good speech. There’s no flab on this speech. Every line is spot on. Nice.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Too bad this fat-assed American couln't watch the darn thing because co. forbids it. Had to listen on radio....booo.

Anonymous said...

unbelievable! All that's banned at my work is FB. Oh well, can't have everything.Our manager was lucky enough to get through on CNN so we all watched it live... that's Canada for ya. It struck me that the last time we gathered like that was for 9/11. Mrs. Anonymous but hopeful out.