Sunday, October 14, 2007

Guess Where Am I?

WARNING: Intense, repetitive profanity to follow

I'm at home. In fucking Montreal. Because fucking stupid American Fucking Airlines are all fucked up.

Their stupid fucking plane had mechanical problems and we never even got on the plane. The stupid fucking representative told us we had to go back to the check-in counter, and fucking check-in again and clear fucking US Customs and Immigration again and get on another fucking flight. But did American Fucking Airlines have another flight to put us on? Or any way to connect to any kind of useful flight? Fuck No!

So, are we leaving tomorrow, Monday? Fuck No. The next flight to Hanoi is fucking Tuesday.

I still can't believe I spent 9 fucking hours at the stupid fucking airport and didn't get to go anywhere.

So I'll be going to work tomorrow and getting up at 4 fucking 30 a.m. again on Tuesday to go through the whole fucking thing again.

Fuck.

(P.S. please don't leave any comments asking things like "did they try to re-route you through New York? Did they try to get your an overnight stay in Chicago?" etc. Nothing fucking worked.)

6 comments:

cityofmushrooms said...

how horrible!
I hope you get some money back on this non-deal

Anonymous said...

I'm too scared to leave any sort of post - except- what a bummer! (imagine lots of f-words attached to that). Like the above post - do you get any money back or anything? And what about your tour?

Anonymous said...

I hope Tuesday will be a better day for you... take care--

Anonymous said...

...and they fucking made you miss the new fucking Greenaway movie!!!!

fucking JAW fan

cityofmushrooms said...

new greenaway has opened in mtl?? you lucky people-here in the regions, it will probably have an "art house" run in 4 or 5 years at 2:30 in the afternoon some tuesday during a blizzard

Nanuk of the North, older but no wiser said...

It hasn't opened. It was just showing a couple of times at the Festival of Nouveau Cinema.