I have no interest in American football and know nothing about this Michael Vick loser, except he's a quarterback for the Atlanta Fahl-cons. (Am I pronouncing that right?*)
This afternoon I saw the headline on CNN which said "Vick:. I found Jesus".
Jeezuz, I said.
What is it with Americans playing the Jesus card?
Why does every celebrity who breaks the law have to latch on to Jesus? I would give anything to see Jesus float down from heaven on a cloud and say to Vick: "Screw you, you're on your own, buddy. Have fun in jail. Nyeh nyeh".
*That's a joke for Greg who is on vacation and won't read it. Why am I wasting this valuable material?
4 comments:
They seem to play the Jesus card when they are in trouble or have won something (think of the Oscars, Emmys etc). Presumably he found Jesus after he did all those terrible things?
Its so pathetic.
anyway jesus should be helping out owen wilson
If Owen finds Jesus, I'm throwin'in the towel.
I can see that particular course of action coming from way over here! Get that towell ready Nanuk. Lets hope TomKat don't get hold of him!
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