Science!

On this blog we are nothing if not on the cutting edge of scientific discovery.

Case in point: last Tuesday, almost a full week ago, we discussed the lipo-dissolver and came up with the brilliant innovation of using sucked out abdominal fat to enlarge another body part, i.e. the "wang".

In today’s paper, there is this item:
Washington. Researchers have figured out how to remove fat from one part of the body and make it grow in another part...One researcher is quoted thus: "You could take the fat from your buttocks and put it in your breasts and cheeks".

I may sue.

Sure, they use breasts and cheeks as examples, but one need only see a few erectile disfunction commercials on American television to know that there is serious money to be made in medical research in the field of wang improvement.