There's a new John Woo movie out called Red Cliff starring my fave Tony Leung.
I want to see it this week, and I decided to try an experiment. So I put an ad on ..... Craigslist.
Here is my ad:
"I'm a white female, 48, who is interested in seeing the movie Red Cliff at AMC this week, preferably Tuesday when it is cheap LOL. I'm a fan of Tony Leung and John Woo. I usually see this kind of movie alone, but this time I thought why not ask if there is any man out there interested in seeing it with me.
I'd prefer to meet a man under 48 years of age, Asian would be nice, but not necessary. If we get along, good; if we don't, at least we've seen the movie. :) "
Pretty straightforward, right? So far (i.e. about 2 hours on) I have received 7 responses, 2 of which seem normal and I plan on answering them. Neither of them is Asian. The others? I've got a 24-year-old Vietnamese guy with the tallest spikiest hair I have ever seen in my life. It's a great photo, trust me. And I got a guy who I can only assume is a "professional" as he has sent me a photo of his very large ...wang. Which part of the ad did he not understand?
I'd always heard that Craigslist was an adventure. And so it is.
UPDATE: This is fascinating. Look at this normal message I received:
"hi there,
In case you have not found anyone yet (which I doubt, where do I take a number?), here's a 39 y/o white male who would be willing to catch that movie. Tuesday actually works for me, in the evening preferably. So if you are still looking, let me know".
I googled his email address to see if there was anything about him, and turns out he's an escort! The Internet is a scary place.
6 comments:
the wang-o-meter must have stopped reading after the word
"interested"
Well, at least he has a job.
Good one, Brian. You always have a way of seeing the positive side.
Yes, but how do we know its his wang??? Goodness, I had one go at internet dating (disaster!) and after reading your 'adventures' Nanuk, I'm not keen to give it another go.
Geez!!!...good thing you weren't looking to go to a midnight screening of "Faster, Pussycat, Kill, Kill"
JAW fan
...or worse!!!! "Beneath the Valley of the Ultra-Vixens"
JAW fan
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