One of the great things about on-line dating sites is the email from the "fisherman". The fisherman is a guy who throws out a generic email to every woman on the site in the hope of reeling one in. I got one this morning. It says:
"Hi Gorgeous,
I must confess, you are such a gorgeous looking woman that every good man will desire to have as a partner. I have read through your profile and i must say, i think we could make a match. Please i will realy like to know you more better and lets see how to make this become a reality. I await your kind responds. Please do email me your email address for better communication."
I must say, I don't think he deserves a responds.
4 comments:
more better than a response
You could always scare him away with the following:
Hey there Mr. Fisherman
Have read your bio...and I'm a fan.
We could in fact be a match
'Cause you are really quite the catch.
I would like to get you off,
Just hope you don't mind my cough.
I hate to say it...but it's true.
I've got a touch of that damned flu.
JAW fan
He wouldn't read beyond line 5.
Yes...you make an excellent point,
Before reading line 6, he'd be outta his joint.
JAW fan
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